you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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