i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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