he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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