Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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