remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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