when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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