please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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