he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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