hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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