cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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