dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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