the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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