4 words: hood of his car
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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