i would punch a child for taco bell
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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