All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
How's work?
Spinning.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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