Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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