So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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