but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We need to feng shui this bitch.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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