The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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