i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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