Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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