can u get pink eye on your cock?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.