i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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