Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she smelled like a LAN party
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Boobs are out for the taking
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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