I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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