If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
either way he was missing a nipple.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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third nipple confirmed
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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