Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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