Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.