I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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