I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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