You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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