All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If that was your dad, he is hot
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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