you would pick up someone in the library
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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