the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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