she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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