You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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