You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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