so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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