apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
is wine microwaveable?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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