"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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