don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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