we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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