it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Randomize