I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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