I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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