I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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