i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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