He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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