You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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