i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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